More waitress tats.

I've yet to find a tattooed person that won't gladly lift their shirt or stop what they're doing to show you their ink, I kind of enjoy asking...

We started with the most visible on her foot, ooh, a birdie!


We then wound up lifting her shirt up in back to see this beauty, awww, a fairy. Tattoo tough?

Frances'.

If you ever get the chance to visit Frances' Deli on Clark street in Chicago, make sure you take advantage. Not only do they serve (with difficulty at times) a great spread of traditional brunch foods, think great French toast and wonderful eggs, but they also make their own, fresh sausage patties. I don't think I know of another place in Chicago that can claim that... least that I've been to. You can also get traditional deli sandwiches like corned beef and pastrami. And to top all that off, Vince Vaughn loves it.

Discuss, Poll #27, Batman.

Discuss here if you want... and if you saw 'Dark Knight' already, a review would be a nice comment post. I'm thinking of hitting it during the day this week... I have some spare time.

Results, Poll #26, Technology.

These results were posted a bit later than normal, let's jump right in:

> 1 person (7%) chose "better than ever" - Maybe you have some tips for everyone or had a bad case of agoraphobia?
> 10 people (71%) chose "meh, about the same" - I'm with everyone here... though somewhat leaning to the next choice. I also had a major error this week, I don't think I voted. Maybe something else was on my mind, possibly, maybe?
> 3 people (21%) chose "so much worse now" - Again, some days I'm leaning towards this choice too. Wouldn't it be nice just to see everyone you like in person? And this is coming from someone that tends to his own blog.
> 0 people (0%, duh) chose "i'm converting to orthodox judaism" - Now, this might have looked like a funny choice (though maybe not too funny according to the vote total), but seriously, think about it. I've lived in many semi-Jewish neighborhoods, where every sabbath you see some walking to and from temple or shopping without cars. They also can choose to not read or listen to most mainstream media. Do you think they're getting into car accidents after being distracted on the cellphone - I don't think so. Do they simply Facebook all their family and friends, I don't think so. They see their immediate and extended family and friends, probably on a weekly basis. Of course, converting for a non-Jewish person would be kind of extreme, but so is carpal tunnel syndrome due to playing too much video games.

Was that soapboxy? Well, get over it.

A thing I found in MKE.

I don't know what this is, but it looks pretty cool and because it's shiny, I was attracted to it.
Technically, I think it's just sculpture. It has some engraved words on the side of it, probably an explanation, but soooo many of them that I didn't want to read all of it. The best part is that this is only about 5 minutes from my place, so I can see it almost anytime I want. Yay for me. I suppose little kids, or someone like me, would want to climb all over it... but then get yelled at by some "adult" for defacing art. Lame.

Dumbest Vanity Plate Ever?

I didn't think the plates could get much worse after "BAADBOY", but I should never underestimate the American public. How's this for silly, odd, and downright confusing vanity plate madness?

First off, if my name was George, I'd be embarrassed, pissed, or a mix of emotions that would rival gorging myself on Cakesters. Second, does this car belong to a man, woman, or someone like Pat ["...a guy or a girl, a he or a she, who's that? it's pat"]. And finally, what in the world would push someone to fill out the vanity form with their first name, or a derivation there of? I mean, honestly, is that the best you could come up with as you stared at the form!?! "Hmmmm, I'm laying out an extra $100, so I think it should be meaningful... I know, "GEORGEE". That's it! That's the one!!! Thank the Lord it fits on the plate too, phew!"

Yikes. It would have been rejected by the WI Vanity Plate Review Board, that's for sure.

Have a little Hart.

Disclaimer: this is NOT a Cubs vs. Brewers post... I'm going to let the teams settle that at the end of September.

This is however a post of, IMO, bad form. Upon hearing that Brewers' outfielder Corey Hart was voted onto the All-Star team, his teammates decided to shower him with beer during his press conference. Not a bad idea, until you see who he's holding on his lap.

> http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6371f_corey-hart_latino

I know there's been some news coverage of this shower, but Corey has commented that, "I went and got her a popsicle, and she was great.". Hmmm, sounds like a line every dad uses when his wife is pissed at him. Then again, the press conference was a surprise to Corey and the teammates didn't know his 2 year old daughter would be in there either.
> http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080711&content_id=3114110&vkey=allstar2008&fext=.jsp