April 2, 2011

Top match.com Headlines

There are some real beauties women use for headlines on match.com.
The headline is the quick bit of text you have to grab the potential suitors attention, like...

- Slightly Used; No Box      [sounds attractive, but no]
- Not getting rid of my 773 area code      [ok, this almost worked on me]
- hi      [very catchy - how did you come up with this gem?]
- No, honey, you can't steal a cop car      [I have no words, well, except the ones I wrote here]
- "Cake or death?" " Cake please."       [Death please]
- Wanna do a crossword puzzle with me?      [do I have to?]
- Looking for the Sparkles      [is Sparkles really capitalized? What is sparkles? Look elsewhere]
- Hi      [notice the subtle capitalization of the 'h', sure to pull in would-be suitors... but did she copy that other girl?]
- Is it my turn yet?      [I don't know, I'll ask the teenager running this ride]
- Love to laugh      [wow, that is a unique trait that really draws in the boys]

Those are all direct quotes, I couldn't make this stuff up.
I only wish you could all see the photos too.

3 comments:

Zanab J said...

LMFAO. Really? REALLY?

eakoster said...

I'll ask you to please keep the photos to yourself thanks.

cbeck said...

Holy lol Batman! This almost makes me miss my days of match.com. Almost.

Unrelated but interesting: The word verification below is "nitticat"

Had it begun with a k, "knitticat" it actually would have made a lovely addition to the match.com headlines.

I can see it know:
"Knitticat: Has yarn and wants to play"

So maybe not so unrelated after all. Ok, I will be moving along now...

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